A complete and honest accounting of our investments. Status updated whenever we remember the companies exist.
| Company | What They Did | Status |
| Uber for Lettuce | On-demand lettuce delivery, lettuce only | Deceased |
| Blockchain Soup | Soup, but on the blockchain | Deceased |
| WeWork But Worse | Coworking space inside other coworking spaces | Acquired (for $0) |
| FyreFyre | A festival to fund the next festival | Under Indictment |
| AI for AI | An AI that generates other AIs that do nothing | Pivoting |
| Theranos 2: Electric Boogaloo | One drop of blood, zero results, founder in turtleneck | You Know |
| DoorDash for Doors | Delivers doors to your door | Deceased |
| Quantum Yoga | Stretching in superposition | Both Alive and Dead |
| Ponzi.io | Honestly they told us up front | Surprisingly Still Up |
Past performance is buried in an unmarked grave and is not indicative of anything.