💩 SHITTY VENTURE CAPITAL, INC.

Term Sheet Generator

Welcome to our proprietary Term Sheet Generator. Enter your valuation and we will instantly produce a binding offer. Powered by cutting-edge technology (a single PHP file from 2008).

Desired Valuation:$ 1,000,000,000 
Your Revenue:$ 0 
Equity We Want: 83% 
Board Seats We Want: all of them 

[ GENERATE TERM SHEET ]


Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function due_diligence() in /var/www/svc/termsheet.php:404
Stack trace:
#0 /var/www/svc/greed.php(69): generate_offer()
#1 /var/www/svc/index.php(0): main()
#2 {main} thrown in /var/www/svc/termsheet.php on line 404

Warning: liquidation_preference() returned NaN (we don't know what it means either)

Notice: Undefined variable: $exit_strategy

The generator has been broken since 2019. We just send a screenshot of a handshake emoji instead. It is equally binding.


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