For Immediate Release - May 12, 2026
SHITTY VENTURE CAPITAL ANNOUNCES STRATEGIC PIVOT FROM "AI" TO "AI BUT WE MEAN IT THIS TIME"
SAN FRANCISCO - Shitty Venture Capital, Inc. ("SVC") today announced a sweeping strategic pivot from its previous focus on "AI" to its new focus on "AI But We Mean It This Time."
"Our earlier AI thesis was, in retrospect, just the letters A and I on a slide," said Managing Partner Chadwick Burnsworth III. "This time is fundamentally different. This time we have added the words 'But We Mean It.' You can feel the conviction."
The firm clarified that no portfolio companies, processes, or personnel will change as a result of the pivot. Only the deck will change. The deck has changed profoundly.
When asked what the new strategy entails operationally, Burnsworth replied, "Agents. Something with agents," before excusing himself.
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