MAY 30, 2026 - Shitty Venture Capital Closes Fund VII at $500M, Immediately Misplaces It - click here
MAY 12, 2026 - Firm Announces Strategic Pivot from "AI" to "AI But We Mean It This Time" - click here
APR 28, 2026 - Managing Partner Named to Forbes "30 Under Investigation" List - click here
APR 03, 2026 - SVC Leads $200M Round in Company That Turned Out to Be a Single Intern Named Claudio - click here
MAR 15, 2026 - Firm Clarifies That "Returns" in Marketing Materials Referred to Returning Phone Calls - click here
FEB 22, 2026 - Shitty Venture Capital Wins "Most Confident" Award at Conference It Organized and Attended Alone - click here
JAN 09, 2026 - Firm Denies Reports That Term Sheets Were Written in Crayon; Confirms They Were Written in Marker - click here
DEC 31, 2025 - SVC Marks Up Entire Portfolio 10x in Final Hour of Year for "Morale" - click here