For Immediate Release - April 28, 2026
MANAGING PARTNER NAMED TO FORBES "30 UNDER INVESTIGATION" LIST
SAN FRANCISCO - Shitty Venture Capital, Inc. ("SVC") is proud to announce that Managing Partner Chadwick Burnsworth III has been named to the prestigious Forbes "30 Under Investigation" list, a recognition reserved for the industry's most-watched figures.
"I am humbled and, on the advice of counsel, no further comment," said Burnsworth, who is 47 and therefore especially honored to be on any list containing the word "Under."
The honor places Burnsworth among an elite cohort of visionaries whose ambitions outpaced not only their results but, in several cases, the law. The firm intends to frame the certificate next to the 2021 letter, in the small portion of wall not yet occupied by subpoenas.
SVC noted that the recognition is "great for the brand" and "terrible for basically everything else."
- # # # -