For Immediate Release - February 22, 2026
SHITTY VENTURE CAPITAL WINS "MOST CONFIDENT" AWARD AT CONFERENCE IT ORGANIZED AND ATTENDED ALONE
TULUM - Shitty Venture Capital, Inc. ("SVC") is honored to announce that it has won the "Most Confident" award at the inaugural Burn Rate Investment Summit, a conference the firm organized, funded, hosted, judged, and attended by itself.
"Competition was fierce," said Managing Partner Chadwick Burnsworth III, the event's sole attendee, presenter, judge, and award recipient. "But at the end of the day, our confidence simply outshone the empty chairs. We are humbled to beat no one."
The summit, held at a beachfront resort and billed entirely to Fund VII, featured a single keynote (Burnsworth), a single panel (Burnsworth, in three different shirts), and a closing gala at which the award was presented by Burnsworth to Burnsworth.
The firm has already announced the 2027 summit, location "TBD but coastal," and confirmed that it is the early favorite to repeat.
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